Custom Death Messages

[FrankTheTank_9]

Hey all, it's been a while since I made a forum game, so I thought "Why not?"

Basically, the way the game works is that you have to make your own, custom Minecraft death message, that is at least somewhat related to Cubeville or Minecraft. You must use your own username as the player who "died", and the next person to reply rates that death message on a scale of 1-10. No inappropriate death messages please!

Example:
FrankTheTank_9: FrankTheTank_9 lost a subscriber
(Insert username here): 5/10
(Insert username here): (Insert username here) forgot to vote for CV
FrankTheTank_9: 7/10

Keeps going on and on until whenever.

[Paximanix]

Paximanix: Paximanix was exploded by Unix.

[FrankTheTank_9]

5/10

FrankTheTank_9 listened to music disc 11(the broken disc)

[Paximanix]

8/10

Paximanix: Paximanix died death.incident.asked.op.wally.ban

[Wethecreature]

5/10
wet_h was blasted into limbo by fus ro dah

[FrankTheTank_9]

5/10

FrankTheTank_9's computer time ran out.

[AlphaOfSatellites]

3.5/10
[NAME] Pressed Alt+F4