Jokes and Riddles!

[FrankTheTank_9]

My favorite CV forum is forum games so imma make another game.

The way this game works is that someone tells a joke/ riddle and another person grades it on how funny it is on a scale of 1 to 10





Example:
FrankTheTank_9: what is the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says " Spit out your gum!", and the train says, " choo, choo!".
NubbyNub: 7/10

It goes on and on like this.

I will start

What organ do you need to survive? The Liver.

[REDRATH]

9/10

How does Steve get his exercise? He runs around the block

[Wolfie1268]

2/10









So a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We dont serve your kind!" So the string leaves the bar. Once it gets outside it parts and ruffles its hair tangles itself up and walk back into the bar. Then bartender says "Hey aren't you the same string from before!?" The string then says "Sorry sir but I'm a frayed knot." Ba bum tssss!

[REDRATH]

6/10

Have you heard of the Creeper that went to a party?
He had a BLAST!

[FrankTheTank_9]

7/10

So this really hungry customer came to a restaurant and he asks the waiter," I want the chicken wings, all you can eat!" The waiter says," coming right up!" Later, the waiter gives the customer his wings. The customer says, " Can I have a reorder? This is only 3 wings." But the waiter says, "Sorry sir, that's all I can eat." (I made this joke up myself)

[Wolfie1268]

6/10








So a very bad defibrillator broke. No one was shocked.