Wait Wait, Don't Ban Me! (Original forum thread being moved)

[_Prairie_]

Wow! You did great with your hacks, Ms. DedeTheChickenPop (fictional name). Unfortunately, we don't tolerate hacks here. Although that was a pretty impressive collection.
-SupaAdminHatesHackz (also a fictional name)

[FrankTheTank_9]

Wow FrankTheTank_9(my name), your tanks look nice, you also shot poor nubbynub's shop, and destroyed CVC. Goodbye!
P.S You re not a fighter you're a greifer so goodbye
P.P.S If you get unbanned plz don't bring your tanks again so don't brink yourself again thank you

[MCG8]

Nice job blowing up arcadia. Bye!

[bahamabucks]

You really need to learn to stop talking like a nub. Seeya!

[Wolfie1268]

YOU SHALL NOT BE ON CV ANYMORE- Gandalf 2017

[Xcellll]

Wow, SaraCar (Fic name), good job hacking to use command blocks! Unfortunately, we have to ban you. Goodbye.
–CatHatesHaxxks (also fic name)

[Pizza4001]

Take me out to the cubeville take me out for the cubes, buy me some hack boots and hackerjacks idc if I ever get unbanned for its root root root for a hacker if they get banned its a shame

[Pizza4001]

squid was banned by mojang reason: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU FLOATED AND EXPLOITED GLITCHES SQUID (joke being the glitchyness)

[Pizza4001]

Anyone who remembers this ban deserves a trophy