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This is a compilation of some cool death messages I've found over the internet, on PMC, or just ones I've came up with (lol) that could be considered for a new deathsole..

Falling : Oh dear (Player) forgot they can't fly...

Drowning : Clearly (Player) forgot that they aren't a fish... Silly (Player)

Fall Damage :

<Name> hit the ground like a meteor
-He who goes up, goes down, <Name>
-<Name> tried inventing the airplane before the Wright Brothers
-<Name> just tested his TNT-launcher
-<Name> forgot to power up his jetpack
-<Name> thought he could walk on the clouds
-<Name> thought sandblocks would be perfect for his bridge


Killed by mob/player
-<Name> was dressed up like a fly when he encountered a spider
-<Name> thought ghasts would shoot candy at him
-An enderman looked at <Name>
-<Name> thought that you tame wolves by hitting them
-<Name> forgot to feed the wolves
-<Name> did have monsters in the closet

Other
-<Name> did not recieve his swimming license
-<Name> thought you could sail lava by boat

All the ones listed above are off various planet Minecraft posts i found. I think it would be cool to change some of them a bit to make them a bit more CV-ish and original but idk rlly how :p

My own :
No, silly <Player>! Lava isn't baked beans! *sigh*
Sadly, going underwater and not coming back up does not turn you into a fish, learned <player>. Doh!
Rubbing on green prickly plants in deserts does not give you spike power. Silly <player>.
Um. Yeah, we forgot to tell you that if you stand out in the rain too long, magical bright stuff sent by maybe wally like idk comes to get ya. Apologies <player>.

LOL those death messages are so funny lol I would love this on CV lol.

You’ve got to respect other player’s deaths. I had one time when I fell into lava in the nether and lost all of my op stuff... good thing there was no deathsole for me to look dumb.

But if this was inventory keep on, it’s 100% ok lol

epichsus wrote: ↑Sun Mar 28, 2021 2:03 pm But if this was inventory keep on, it’s 100% ok lol

i don't think they implement that because the emotion of playing on survival will be lost.

i knew that it was a joke and imagine how many people will rage quit

Epich, this is a feature that was on CV in the past and seemed to work. It makes deaths less sad and boring and makes them more 'fun' and 'Oh well' than 'UGH' or 'NOOO' :p. Think of the saying 'laugh it off' when you get hurt for example irl

i know how to change the minecraft text ( like anything menu screen, item names, enchantment names, death messages ) if you want i could make something like this and send it to you.

imagine if YOU were the subject and recently lost all of yur op stuff... sad right?

epichsus wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:04 pm imagine if YOU were the subject and recently lost all of yur op stuff... sad right?

I mean, I just did the other day, I just laughed it off